We turn single life into a nature documentary narrated over real cats. The jokes stay 100% human. Everything else, you automate with AI agents.
FreelanceBilingual EN/FR~20 hrs/week3-month trial
A nature documentary, Planet Earth style. A neutral voiceover describes two species under one roof, a single human and their cat. It observes, without reading their minds. We do.
The narrator
Neutral, scientificDescribes the behaviour of both species. No judgement, no guessing.
The human
Reads into everything"She's getting up, why is she getting up, it was nice right there... what did I do?"
The cat
100% feline motives, toxic-lover voice"I could have stopped. I just want you to know I could have stopped."
The cat isn't cruel, it's a cat. But feline indifference, put into words, sounds exactly like your worst ex.
The principle
Stays 100% human
The real dating stories
The taste, writing the jokes
Hosting the dinners
Automated with AI agents
Video, image, and voice production
Captions, publishing, translation
Reporting and busywork
You don't need to be a developer. You need to be able to set up a tool so it reliably and precisely repeats the boring tasks. Toxicats (English) and Chatlibataire (chat + célibataire, French) are two sister brands. It's young, it's ours, and it's already funny. You'd be the first creative hire, close enough to shape the whole thing.
What you'd do
The human part most important
Host the Toxicats / Chatlibataire dinners, collect the real dating stories (with everyone's consent), and turn them into cats, in FR and in EN.
Make the content
Videos, daily posters (one cat photo, one punchline), captions. With Claude, Midjourney, CapCut, ElevenLabs.
Run the machine
Schedule, publish, reply to comments, keep the FR and EN pages alive. Anything that repeats, you automate.
Reach further
Spot high-potential comedians and creators, and set up collabs, at their place and ours.
The trial: a 3-month MVP
The bet: real dinner stories, reworked with taste and produced with AI, let one person put out a studio's worth of content, in two languages, with enough people recognising themselves to follow and share.
Month 1
Prove
The smallest complete version: one dinner, the first videos, the first FR/EN posts. We want a signal, not a finished product.
Months 2-3
Accelerate
Apply the lessons from month 1 and move faster.
Then
Grow
More hours, a bigger and better-paid contract, more of the project in your hands.
The money
€25
per hour
≤ 20 h
per week
3 months
trial
Freelance: you invoice as a self-employed contractor. This is an MVP budget, sized to test the hypothesis. If the model works, the volume and the pay go up. On offer: the first creative role on a high-potential brand, your name on the work, real freedom, and a direct line to the founder.
Want a big salary right away? This role isn't for you.
This role is for you if
You're genuinely bilingual EN/FR. You land a joke as well in one language as the other.
You have taste and you live online. You feel what works and what falls flat.
You're comfortable with AI tools. You tinker until it runs, no technical background needed.
You can hold a room. People relax around you and let the real stories out.
You work like the company is yours. Self-directed, results-oriented, no hand-holding.
You've lived it. Dating, cats, or both. A survived situationship is a qualification.
A plus (optional): an audience you've grown, contacts in comedy or among creators, event experience, a bit of writing. We hire for taste and energy, and we teach you the rest.
How to apply: show, don't tell
No cover letter. Four things, sent in one go:
1Your best work. A link to the one thing you're proudest of (a video, an edit, a post, an account you run), plus one sentence on what exactly you did on it.
2The video test. ~30s, any cat, shot on a phone, with a nature-doc voiceover (an AI voice like ElevenLabs is fine). Two versions, one in FR and one in EN, vertical 9:16. Send a link (unlisted YouTube, Drive, WeTransfer).
3A true story. 5 to 10 lines: the most absurd dating story you've lived or heard (anonymized), the one that would blow up a dinner table. Bonus: one line on the cat you'd get out of it.
4Proof of automation. In a few lines or a Loom (under 2 min): a repetitive task you got a tool or an AI to do. Which one, and the result. A screenshot or a link beats a paragraph.